Thanksgiving · Template

Any News

ANY NEWS over I HAVE A JOB AND A DEPOSIT is the whole relative conversation in nine words.

Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.

What this template actually looks like

A grey field with a cream table seen from above, four plates and a lime speech bubble reading ANY NEWS. Original vector art.

Family chats, holiday dinners, and the seat next to an aunt.

Use the real question you get asked, then the answer you wish you had given. The bubble already says it, so the caption should not repeat it word for word.

How to use it

Load Any News with the bubble on the canvas.
Let the bubble ask the question.
Make the bottom line the answer you actually gave.
Export a PNG before the next question arrives.

Five captions you can copy

ANY NEWS / I HAVE A JOB AND A DEPOSIT
SO / DATING ANYONE / NO
WHEN ARE YOU VISITING / I JUST ARRIVED
ANY NEWS / I HAVE A DOG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW / EATING

The template loads with “ANY NEWS” and “I HAVE A JOB AND A DEPOSIT” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.

Sizes and where to post it

Native 1080 × 1080 px; the bubble sits above the table for square crops.

Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.

Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.