THE CAT: KNOCKS IT OVER
AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
Animals · Template
Zero Regrets
THE CAT: KNOCKS IT OVER over AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN is the entire pet-owner experience in two lines. The dots pull weight toward the top-left, so the setup gets the emphasis and the flat second line reads like a statement of intent. Swap “it” for a mug, a plant or a remote and the joke still holds.
Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.
What this template actually looks like
A bubblegum-pink base (#FF9DBE) is covered by a halftone dot grid in near-black, heaviest at the top-left and thinning to the bottom-right. A butter-yellow disc (#FFE66D) sits at the upper left inside a thin border. There is no cat in the file; the dot field does the work, suggesting something small that has just made a large mess and feels nothing about it.
Send it after a pet-related incident, in a family chat or a pet group. It also works for any small chaos that was clearly deliberate — a toddler, a housemate, a printer. The tone is affectionate rather than angry, so it survives being posted in public.
Name the object and the joke gets sharper: a full mug, a fresh plant, a charging cable. The second line should stay flat and unapologetic. If you want a softer version, put the apology in the top line and the repeat offence underneath — the dot field still reads as a pattern of behaviour.
How to use it
- Open Zero Regrets with the default captions already on the canvas.
- Change the object in the top line if your pet prefers mugs, plants or remotes.
- Keep the second line as a flat statement — no exclamation marks needed.
- Export a PNG, or a GIF for the full slow-motion effect.
Five captions you can copy
THE CAT: KNOCKS IT OVER / AND I WOULD DO IT AGAINI HEARD A THUD / I FELT NO REMORSEIT WAS ON THE EDGE / I HELPEDTHE PLANT WAS FINE / IT IS NOT NOWNO WITNESSES / NO REGRETS
The template loads with “THE CAT: KNOCKS IT OVER” and “AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.
Sizes and where to post it
Native 1080 × 1080 px covers Instagram feed and most chat previews. For X use 1200 × 675 and keep the yellow disc roughly in frame; for Instagram Stories 1080 × 1920 leaves a lot of empty pink, so a cropped square is better.
Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.
Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.
