ORDERED AT 3AM
THE KAYAK ARRIVES TUESDAY
Daily life · Template
3AM Kayak
ORDERED AT 3AM over THE KAYAK ARRIVES TUESDAY: the purchase is absurd, the delivery date is the punchline. Naming a day is what makes it real.
Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.
What this template actually looks like
A navy field with a cream receipt card under a lime ORDER CONFIRMED bar. Three line items are drawn as small icons — a kayak, a dumbbell and a potted orchid — each with a grey name bar and price bar. No real shop branding.
Late-night group chats, X, and any household that has received a very large box.
The joke is the gap between the item and the delivery date, so keep both. Swap the kayak for anything that cannot fit through a door: a paddleboard, a treadmill, a secondhand canoe. Naming the day keeps it concrete; “soon” kills the punchline.
How to use it
- Open 3AM Kayak with the order card already on the canvas.
- Swap the items if your own order is stranger.
- Keep the delivery day in the bottom line.
- Export a PNG for the group chat that witnessed the purchase.
Five captions you can copy
ORDERED AT 3AM / THE KAYAK ARRIVES TUESDAYNO REGRETS / SOME REGRETSADDED TO CART / LOST CONTROLTHREE ITEMS / TWO ARE DUMBBELLS
The template loads with “ORDERED AT 3AM” and “THE KAYAK ARRIVES TUESDAY” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.
Sizes and where to post it
Native 1080 × 1080 px; the card sits high enough to survive a 4:5 crop on Instagram.
Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.
Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.
