47 TABS OPEN
NONE OF THEM LOADING
Chaos · Template
Task Manager
MY TASK LIST over MY TASK LIST HAS A TASK LIST is a recursive mess in two lines. The stripes run parallel and never resolve, which mirrors a backlog that grows faster than it closes. Shortening the second line to “ALSO A LIST” is a quieter version of the same joke.
Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.
What this template actually looks like
A coral field (#FF8A80) is crossed by dark diagonal stripes at 24 degrees, with two slim blue stripes and a blue rounded square at the bottom right inside a thin frame. The colour is urgent and the layout is flat, like a dashboard that only shows the number of open tickets and none of the context.
Post it during a busy sprint, in a project channel or in a chat about admin. It fits office and freelance humour and is safe to post publicly. Avoid it while asking someone for a favour — the joke is about volume, not about them.
Use your real number of open tickets, tabs or unread emails, and the joke stops being a template. The second line should describe the state of the list, not the state of your feelings. If you need a gentler version, put the number in the bottom line and the feeling on top.
How to use it
- Open Task Manager and keep the first line as a workload status.
- Change the number to your own backlog if you dare count.
- Make the bottom caption the current state of your attention.
- Export a PNG, then close at least one tab.
Five captions you can copy
MY TASK LIST / MY TASK LIST HAS A TASK LISTPRIORITY: HIGH / PRIORITY: ALSO HIGHONE TICKET CLOSED / THREE OPENEDDUE TODAY / CREATED YESTERDAYBACKLOG / FRONTLOG / SIDELOG
The template loads with “47 TABS OPEN” and “NONE OF THEM LOADING” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.
Sizes and where to post it
1080 × 1080 px is the safe square for Instagram and chat. X at 1200 × 675 keeps the diagonal angle; place captions in the middle. A 1600 × 900 export suits a slide about workload.
Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.
Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.
