Chaos · Template
The New Hobby
WEEK 1: OBSESSED over WEEK 3: THE GEAR IS IN A DRAWER tracks the full lifecycle of a new hobby. The rays fan out like a horizon of possibility, and the yellow circle is the small remaining glow. Swap the weeks to match your own record.
Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.
What this template actually looks like
A periwinkle field (#A89CFF) holds rays fanning from the top-left corner, with a yellow circle at the lower right and an inset border. The image is bright and optimistic, almost like a poster for a class you have already paid for. There are no hobby objects in the file, which is fitting: the enthusiasm is the only thing that was ever really there.
Use it after buying equipment for something you have not touched since, or in a chat about abandoned projects. It fits general humour and works for instruments, cameras, yarn, running shoes and language apps. Keep the tone forgiving rather than self-critical.
Name the hobby and the object that proves it: the unopened box, the unused mat, the app you paid for. If you actually stuck with it, flip the second line to “STILL GOING, SOMEHOW” and the template becomes a humble brag. Keep it to two lines.
How to use it
- Select The New Hobby in the template list.
- Name the small task you started with.
- Set the second line to the hobby it became.
- Export a PNG for the friend who enabled it.
Five captions you can copy
WEEK 1: OBSESSED / WEEK 3: THE GEAR IS IN A DRAWERI BOUGHT EVERYTHING / I STARTED NOTHINGNEW HOBBY / NEW SHELF SPACETHIS IS MY THING / IT WAS MY THINGBEGINNER ENERGY / EXPERT SHOPPING
The template loads with “STARTED ONE TASK” and “ENDED IN A NEW HOBBY” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.
Sizes and where to post it
Native 1080 × 1080 px for Instagram and messaging. X at 1200 × 675 keeps the rays visible; centre both lines. A 1080 × 1350 portrait export gives the sunburst a taller pitch.
Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.
Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.