Thanksgiving · Template

Parade Timing

PARADE STARTS AT NINE over WE LEFT AT ELEVEN — the plan met the blanket.

Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.

What this template actually looks like

A sky-blue field with a lime round balloon, three ropes, a flat skyline and confetti. Original vector art.

Family chats, holiday mornings, and anyone who watched it on TV instead.

Put the published start time on top and your actual departure underneath. If you watched it on TV, say so — it is the more honest version.

How to use it

Select Parade Timing in the editor.
Put the published start time on top.
Put your actual departure underneath.
Export a PNG for the group chat you left on read.

Five captions you can copy

PARADE STARTS AT NINE / WE LEFT AT ELEVEN
WE WATCHED IT ON TV / FROM THE SOFA
ONE BALLOON / FORTY PEOPLE
STARTED EARLY / ARRIVED LATE
THE WIND / HAS OPINIONS

The template loads with “PARADE STARTS AT NINE” and “WE LEFT AT ELEVEN” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.

Sizes and where to post it

Native 1080 × 1080 px; the balloon is centred for square and 4:5 crops.

Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.

Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.