New Year · Free meme template

Confetti Audit meme template

CONFETTI EVERYWHERE over NONE OF IT WAS MINE is the first morning of the year.

Opens in the editor with both captions filled in. Free exports a 1080 px PNG and a GIF with a small FunnyHub credit; Pro unlocks 2160 px and no credit. Nothing is uploaded.

What this template actually looks like

A plum field with a teal dustpan pile, a broom, a gold box and scattered red and gold confetti stars.

New Year mornings, shared flats and group-chat accountability.

Name whose confetti it was. A flat denial in the second line is funnier than a rant.

How to use it

Open Confetti Audit in the editor.
Keep the top line as “CONFETTI EVERYWHERE”.
Set the bottom line to “NONE OF IT WAS MINE” or your own version.
Export a PNG, or export a GIF to keep the default motion.

Five captions you can copy

CONFETTI EVERYWHERE / NONE OF IT WAS MINE
I HOSTED / I ALSO CLEANED
THE PARTY ENDED / THE CONFETTI DID NOT
ONE BROOM / FOUR ROOMS
GLITTER IS FOREVER / SO IS THE DEPOSIT

The template loads with “CONFETTI EVERYWHERE” and “NONE OF IT WAS MINE” already placed. Both lines stay inside the safe area, and you can drag either one on the canvas. Need more lines? Browse the caption library.

Sizes and where to post it

Native 1080 × 1080 px; the pile and broom sit centre for square crops.

Every export happens on your device: the editor draws the frame on a canvas, and neither the artwork nor your captions are uploaded. Free exports a 1080 × 1080 PNG and a 720 px GIF with a small corner credit; Pro exports 2160 × 2160 PNGs and GIFs without the credit.

Full per-platform numbers are in the meme size cheat sheet, and the GIF walkthrough covers motion, looping and file size.